This site is called “Emily’s Words” but I asked my dog what I should write on this page and I liked his words better. He said, and I quote:
“At 5’2” Emily looks like the human version of a corgi and if she’s really a writer, she should probably add a few words to her vocabulary besides ‘Otis, no.’ She’s obsessed with the conversation about internal monologue and talks way too much about how she doesn’t have one. She tries really hard at everything she does but please don’t put her on your company’s softball team because she’s still recovering from all the times she got hit at bat in grades 4-9.”
Then he bit me.